“I’m So Poor I Can’t Even Pay Attention” Tee – Rich in Sarcasm, Bankrupt in Wallet

“I’m So Poor I Can’t Even Pay Attention” Unisex Oversized Standard T-Shirt Tee

💸 For those whose net worth is in personality and bad decisions.

This tee tells the world you can’t afford to pay attention, let alone rent. Perfect for late-night convenience store runs, your third “career break,” or explaining your bank statement to your therapist.

1. Color: Overdraft Black
2. Fit: Relaxed like your approach to budgeting
3. Print: “I’M SO POOR I CAN’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION” in broke-but-bold font
4. Fabric: 100% cotton – softer than your empty pockets