“Earth Sucks” Tee – Ready to Move to Mars

“Earth Sucks” Unisex Oversized Standard T-Shirt

🛸 For the intergalactic souls tired of rent, traffic, and whatever this economy is.

This tee says what we’re all thinking every time the news comes on or the Wi-Fi drops. Wear it while manifesting an alien abduction, building your rocket ship out of spite, or just avoiding people at the grocery store.

Fabric: 100% cotton with 180 GSM for a structured drape without bulk.

Fit: Unisex oversized fit – designed with extra length and sleeve drop for a stylish slouch.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.